anon_jigen posting in

Or maybe it won't, but it's worth a shot anyway.

the honesty meme

Best read with this song in your head.

1. Post your character.
2. Ask others questions.
3. Answer honestly! (Or as honest as y'all can be about this shit.)
4. Hilarity ensues???

enya posting in

bakerstreet

It's late. Like, 3 AM late. You're hungry as fuck, but nothing is open.

Except Denny's.

RULES

1. Post to the meme.
2. Find somebody to eat with. Figure out why the hell you'd do this to yourself.
3. Okay, you have no excuse to be here because Denny's is doing delivery now. This is the age we live in. Denny's delivers. Dear god.

omggirlonthenet posting in

bakerstreet

Age of Sail
Welcome to the high seas and the Caribbean, in the Golden Age of Sail—and Piracy! Hoist anchors and set sail, because there’s adventure—and treasure—on the horizon.

( cut for length )

mummydust posting in

bakerstreet

the PHOTO LEAK meme
you shouldn't have clicked on that link. believe it or not, that wasn't sabrina carpenter sending your free tickets to her tour - now, your phone is hacked! good thing you don't have anything important stored on there...right? nothing embarrassing or incriminating. definitely not screenshots of your $500 dunkin donuts uber eats order. personally, i only store government secrets on MY icloud.

- comment with your character and an image from their 'camera roll.' sfw and nsfw welcome, just mark the latter.
- others respond as if your character's number just texted them and attached the above.
- of course, you and i know it was those nefarious hackers, not your innocent angel baby. they'd never.

picturethat posting in

bakerstreet

dates!

Send 🌺 for our muses to go on a botanical gardens date.
Send 🍓 for our muses to go on a picnic date.
Send 🐠 for our muses to go on an aquarium date.
Send 🦁 for our muses to go on a zoo date.
Send ☕️ for our muses to go on a coffee date.
Send 🍷 for our muses to go on a dinner date.
Send 🍿 for our muses to go on a cinema date.
Send 🐈 for our muses to go on a cat café date.
Send ⛸️ for our muses to go on an ice skating date.
Send 🎢 for our muses to go on a theme park date.
Send 🎄 for our muses to go on a Christmas market date.
Send 🎭 for our muses to go on a theatre date.
Send 🎵 for our muses to go on a concert date.
Send 🎃 for our muses to go on a pumpkin picking date.
Send 🏖️ for our muses to go on a beach date.
Send 🎇 for our muses to go on a New Years date.
Send 💆‍♀️for our muses to go on a spa date.
Send 🔎 for our muses to go on a mystery/wildcard date.

quickied posting in

bakerstreet

Kiss of the Vampire

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Vampires tend to have a lot of sex appeal. It may be because evil is sexy for some, but not all vampires are evil, so maybe it's because they're bad boys or sultry femme fatales. Maybe people just figure hundreds of years of practice at lovemaking makes vampires really, really good at it. On the other hand, the bloodsucking may be a great fetish source, something about a quick sting of pain followed by pleasure.

When a vampire is hungry and isn't quite so decent or hard up as to lower himself to only buying blood at the butcher's or trapping and draining small animals instead, their dietary supplement of preference is human blood. However, vampires can make the experience of being a drink box not just bearable, but pleasurable for the donor.

( Text from these TVTropes articles. )

Roles
1. Vampire
2. Victim

Prompts
1. Willing - You're either a friend of a vampire offering up a quick bite...or you know what you like and that's being a giving person.
2. Unwilling - They want your blood, but you're not up to parting with it. Can you withstand the pleasure, however?
3. Fluffy - How can you make the hungry undead warm and sweet? They could just be jaded from all the cruelty they've seen or dealt out and want something different.
4. Romantic - Is it worse to be the prey of a vampire - or their lover? At least with the latter, they'll try to treat you gently.
5. Rough - The opposite of the above; this vampire couldn't care less about you and treats you like a slab of meat.
6. Dangerous - This is no kitten you're playing with. Remember, your life hangs in the balance if they sink their fangs too far...
7. Purely Sexual - Both of you are into a little bit of bloodplay. One of you just gets dinner on the side.

trashtalker posting in

bakerstreet

wayback machine tfln or tfln if it's up

see_me_mars posting in

dear_mun

Well, here we are then.

[He sighs, sitting down, reaching into his pack to pull out an apple and a knife. Quietly, he starts to cut away a slice.]

'Course, that assumes you have any idea what you're doing. No offense, nice to be out and walking under the sun, see. Just been under enough stupid officers and stepped in enough cack to be a bit cautious, me.

[A grin, and he crunches down on a slice.]

If you do know what you're doing, then it's going to be a time of it, and no mistake. Speaking of which: drink. Could do with some. Talking all friendly is better over a mug, eh? Maybe the company of a nice woman after. Or the opposite - either way 'round works. Bet on some dice, leastways if I'm likely to win thanks to your, uh, efforts on my behalf...?

After that, well. It's a busy old life. Let's get about it.

vivalaopenpost posting in

bakerstreet

find the word.

+ top level with your person. prefs/canon info/etc.
+ other people will reply with the first word that comes to their character's mind to describe yours. it could be about their appearance (consider this an 'are they beautiful?' meme if you wanna), their personality, or the mystique that may or may not surround (they're...interesting). break out the thesaurus.
+ your person reacts.
+ thread.

sundaybestsocks posting in

bakerstreet

IC UNPOPULAR OPINIONS

tell everybody something controversial yet brave. because you're right and you shouldn't be afraid to say it.

how to play
- put your character's unpopular opinion in the subject line.
- let loose the hounds of hell.

sockdere posting in

bakerstreet

the tinder meme
Maybe you can't find a date. Maybe you don't want to find a date. Maybe this whole thing was set up by your well-meaning friends, or your prank-playing enemies, or your over-involved mother.

Whatever the reason, you're on a swipe-based dating system. Call it tinder, cuddlr, e-harmony but for shallow assholes... you're on it.

What's the worst that could happen?

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shiftyeyed posting in

bakerstreet

The Hanahaki Disease Meme

The Hanahaki Disease is an illness born from one-sided love, where the patient throws up and coughs up flower petals when they suffer from one-sided love. The infection can be removed through surgery, but the feelings disappear along with the petals...

1- Discovery:
There's the one person who makes your heart leap into your throat- but wait, that's not your heart. Where are all these flowers coming from? And why do they remind you of your beloved?

2- Concern:
Someone you know has been acting strange lately... Coughing a lot, hiding their hands all the time... It's enough to make anybody worry.

3- Sicker and Sicker:
Coughing up flower petals all the time isn't easy to hide. But it's getting harder to even breathe, now. You're going to have to make a decision, and soon...

4- Confession:
Everyone knows that there's two ways to get rid of Hanahaki: Surgery (the risk dependent on the time period), or confessing your feelings. Time to toe up and face your beloved and just tell them that you love them so much you're dying from it.

5- Post-Op:
The other option... You just couldn't tell them, but you weren't ready to die. Still, without those feelings the world seems a little less colorful. Can you still be friends with them now that you have to start all over? Do you want to?

6- Make your own!
There's flower petals coming out of somebody's mouth in some way for some reason- make this prompt your own.

Just as a note, due to the nature of the meme vivid descriptions of coughing/choking/gagging are probably going to happen. If you want it toned down, make sure to put that in your top-level.

goggleface posting in

bakerstreet

ARCADE MEME

Post with your character, canon and any prefs

Pick a Prompt and Tag! (Maybe even pick a prompt in your top level!)

Thread your shenanigans!

( Let's play! )

gnxs posting in

bakerstreet

the picture prompt meme

— Comment with your character and any preferences.
— Others will leave a picture (or two, or three...)
— Reply to them with a setting or text thread based on the picture.
— Link to any pictures that are NSFW, please.
— Be aware that this meme will be image-heavy.

indecisivesock posting in

bakerstreet

Smutty Scenarios

The Rules
1. Character A: Post to the meme and wait for replies. Name|Series|Prefs
2. Character B: Go to the RNG and roll some numbers. Type first, and then go to that category and roll again.

Please listen to and respect each others preferences.

Thank you.

Type Of Porn
1. Regular
2. Public
3. Hardcore
4. Roleplaying
5. Toys
6. Fail
7. Misc.
8. Wild Card (Mix and match prompts or bring your own!)

( Read more... )

adisastergay posting in

bakerstreet

Phantom of the Opera Meme

You have lived for years in your subterranean lair, perhaps the one beneath the Opéra Garnier, watching the lives of the people above, and there is one in particular who has caught your eye. Perhaps you’ve agreed to be their tutor, or perhaps you’ve simply decided that you must own and possess them, their beauty and talent, for you alone to enjoy.
Or perhaps you’re an ordinary stagehand in the opera house, and you have an irresistible curiosity about the rumours of the ghost that haunts the place. You’ve studied every account, learned the twisting passageways of the opera house, and you have a sympathy, a fascination, for the tormented soul who believes him or herself to be alone and misunderstood. Perhaps you believe that you alone can love them.

( Read more... )

krampused posting in

bakerstreet

the shippy & smutty questions meme: consoldiated

It's a question meme about love and relationships (and sex). Self-explanatory, right?

Rules:

♡ Comment with your character. If your character is underage, not sexually active, or you are simply uninterested in smut or uncomfortable with those questions, feel free to opt out! Respect preferences.
♡ Tag other characters with questions from the list you want them to answer.
♡ Answer your own questions!
♡ That's it.

( Ship questions ) ( SMUT QUESTIONS )

boughtstockinsocks posting in

bakerstreet

I'D DATE THAT.

● comment with your character.
● others will be ~~forced~~ encouraged to admit to whether or not they'd date/find your character attractive/fall in love/if your character is their type.
● acquire amusement.

processions posting in

bakerstreet

ｕｎｓｅｎｔｔｅｘｔｓ

① comment with your character.
② repliers queue up a text (or two or three to choose from) that they typed up, but never sent.
③ only they fat-fingered and set them flying out of the outbox into infamy.
④ it's two in the morning jfc why are you asking me if i'd love you if you were a worm? no, i don't think my little pony is a metaphor for communism. go to sleep.

check out theunsentproject if you'd like more serious ideas.

parrygripp posting in

bakerstreet

(kink)shame your muse(s)!

It's simple, really. Think of the age old practice of dog shaming, but hornier, and with better results.

HOW TO PLAY

Post your character with a 'shameful' kink as the subject.
- Shame here is subjective. We don't really care what the kink is so long as they're being outed for it.
- But God bless them if they have a humiliation kink...
Those who respond can bully, shame, humiliate, make things worse... or they might offer to indulge?

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anon_jigen in bakerstreet - in the words of a legendary vine...
enya in bakerstreet - Dennys
omggirlonthenet in bakerstreet - Ahoy and avast
mummydust in bakerstreet - hackerman strikes again
picturethat in bakerstreet - dates.
quickied in bakerstreet - Vampire propaganda
trashtalker in bakerstreet - tfln
see_me_mars in dear_mun - Ancient canon with an ancient antihero
vivalaopenpost in bakerstreet - If I could pin it all down to a nutshell
sundaybestsocks in bakerstreet - they hated jesus because he spoke the truth
sockdere in bakerstreet - Tinder
shiftyeyed in bakerstreet - Hanahaki
goggleface in bakerstreet - So...you hear about videogames?
gnxs in bakerstreet - pic prompt
indecisivesock in bakerstreet - Smutty scenarios
adisastergay in bakerstreet - Angel of muuuuuusic
krampused in bakerstreet - A man of mystery
boughtstockinsocks in bakerstreet - Date or die
processions in bakerstreet - Unsent
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